☭Товарищ Блятьман☭

☭Товарищ Блятьман☭ (pronounced "☭Tovarishch Blyatman☭") joined Kramussia during one of the biggest Krapressions ever, and gave a few ideas on helping Kramussia out. He became the Secretary of Defence during a war against Adversaria, and soon moved up to Supreme Court Justice. He has never had a picture of themselves on Kramussia without their gas mask and ushanka. He is also the owner of Blyatkraine, a group of gopniks and cosmonauts. His favourite known hobbies are listening to Хардбас, drinking квас and climbing.